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Your Form is Weak, Bro

My #1 pet peeve when I go to the gym

Jake Lyda
5 min readOct 23, 2017
Photo by Keit Trysh on Unsplash

In Cape Town, I have an outside gym on the beach. Sometimes it’s sunny yet windy, sometimes it’s downright shitty. But no matter what, the pull-up bars and horizontal bars are there, waiting for someone to make some killer gains.

So I go work out. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I lift for strength. Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays are for HIIT involving jump rope and core exercises. Sunday is for ultimate frisbee (finally, I found a group that plays on the beach — it’s a kickass time).

I bring headphones and listen to podcasts on occasion. Other times I go and listen to the waves and the sound of my heavy breathing…

But every now and then, I hear something like this:

“You’ve gotta put your elbows like this…yeah, make sure you go down slow…well, maybe I’m doing it wrong, I don’t know…”

And this f*cking irritates me.

You have the absolute nerve to instruct others in the art of lifting or doing bodyweight exercises and you

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Jake Lyda
Jake Lyda

Written by Jake Lyda

I write about whatever interests me in the current moment: sports, entertainment, creative writing, lifestyle, etc. I'm tired of not being who I am.

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