WebMD entices me to be my own doctor
To locate the pain and navigate my brain
And come up with a clear diagnosis,
One that offers a pretty grim prognosis;
I work myself up into a tizzy
I grow nauseous, I get dizzy
Yet I have no medical degree,
I write about whatever interests me in the current moment: sports, entertainment, creative writing, lifestyle, etc. I'm tired of not being who I am.